nudityandnerdery:

techsgtjenn:

fuckoffandstopestalkingme:

cage-veil-cunt:

stonzie:

kahs2012:

Dirty Pirate Popsicles - Coke, Captain Morgan spiced rum and Kahlua.

want. want more than I have ever wanted. 

Will that work? I thought hard alcohol wouldn’t freeze…

vodka wont. kahlua will. its not a high alcohol content, and its mostly milk and shit. rum i cant say withh any certinty, but this clearly shows it being in frozen form so it must be possible.

The alcohol will prevent a serious, rock-hard, solid freeze. Which is good. It will give you a nice, smooth texture and a more delicate mouth feel. Less icy. It’s why adding a bit of booze to things when you make ice cream or other frozen desserts is generally a good idea. At least when you’re serving to adults. Also, get in my belly.

Someone remind me of these in about three months…

blackbearblanc:

UltimateClock2glass

Want.

internationalobject:

More proof that Sting is Vince McMahon’s favourite wrestler.

Pretty much!

80’s version.

super-eklectic1:

scribemo:

A library of free documentaries online. Educate yourself.

thedailyfeed:

With $200 and some type-A organizational skills, The Daily will show you how to make over your closet from confusion to balance. 

I need to get my shit straight or it will cost me my future wife. I’ve been never any good at relationships, but everyone says I’m a good person and I deserve to be happy. But what if you don’t even fully believe it yourself? You make a decision to go on with your life and then you meet someone who completely changes the way you see your life. You WANT to change and be everything to that person but you’re so afraid to let go of what you used to being. I know that my selfishness has to end and put someone in front of me. Why? Because I love her.

tinfoilandtea:

think-progress:

DRUDGE goes birther. 

At first glance I thought this was a headline from WnD.

Matt is a FoxNewsian so this is really not all that shocking either way.

blkgirlblogging:

blackfolksmakingcomics:

Despite what the corner says, Black Dynamite ain’t nobody’s property, but he is coming to Adult Swim this July.

i can’t wait.

thedailywhat:

RIP: Donna Summer, at 63: Donna Summer, the Queen of Disco, died this morning after a battle with cancer. She was 63.

Summer was a 5-time Grammy winner who shot to superstardom in the ’70s with iconic hits like “Last Dance,” “Hot Stuff,” and “Bad Girls.” Her reign continued into the ’80s, with “She Works Hard for the Money” and “This Time I Know It’s for Real.”

From TMZ:

We spoke to someone who was with Summer a couple of weeks ago … who says she didn’t seem too bad. In fact, we’re told she was focused on trying to finish up an album she had been working on.

Summer is survived by her husband, Bruce Sudano, their two children — Brooklyn and Amanda — and her daughter, Mimi, from a pervious marriage.

[tmz]

lucifelle:

“Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men, we didn’t have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents. Without a prison, there can be no delinquents. We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves.When someone was so poor that he couldn’t afford a horse, a tent or a blanket, he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift. We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property. We didn’t know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being was not determined by his wealth. We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians, therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don’t know how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.” — John (Fire) Lame Deer, Sioux Lakota, 1903-1976.

Speak. On. It.